Let’s Party?

It would be quite refreshing to have Tea Party candidates win in hordes and bring the change to Washington they have been talking about. The first casualty of such a win would be Mitch McConnell; the replacement, Jim DeMint, would be further polarizing, making DC even more fun to watch. The tone of the GOP will change from NO to NEVER.

Consider:

  • Christine O’Donnell introducing a bill that legally treats masturbation as adultery, with similar penalties. If that brings the government into our bathrooms, so be it.
  • Rand Paul introducing a bill that would exempt private businesses from the Civil Rights Bill. There will be separate sections for Blacks, Whites, Asians and Latinos at Denny’s.
  • Sharron Angle introducing 3 bills: for the US to pull out of the UN, declare the Department of Education unconstitutional, and a provision to provide massages to the incarcerated.
  • Carly Fiorina introducing a bill to bring back the jobs she outsourced while the CEO of H-P.

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Then there are Governor’s races:

  • Carl Paladino, if elected, would introduce a bill to make bestiality legal, as long as the animal and human are not of the same gender.
  • Meg Whitman, if elected, will try to make legal the hiring of undocumented workers, as long as they are doing menial tasks not cherished by Americans, and that these laborers are paid using PayPal.
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One Response to Let’s Party?

  1. hoboduke says:

    Adultery is illegal? What is the punsihment? Don’t even think people get divorced on adultery anymore. Anyway, Hillary is lawyer and she didn’t divorce or even shoot “slick Willy” after philandering.
    Anyway, it will be fun to watch the lobbyists flounder around trying to bribe the newl TEA senators and representatives. It’s hard to bribe folks that don’t want anything.
    It is great that Democrats are financing TEA candidates to steal votes from the Republicans.

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